A Bigfoot Inhabits Marymoor?

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Is Sasquatch (AKA Bigfoot AKA the North American Skunk Ape) living in Redmond, Washington’s Marymoor Park? Kjell7 News holds an editorial belief that this is a very real possibility. You see, here at Kjell7 News, we’ve unearthed an old report from www.bfro.net of a Spring 2007 Sasquatch encounter in Marymoor Park.

After visiting the park and performing some proprietary Kjell7 News analysis, we believe we may have located the very patch of woods the Bigfoot/Sasquatch still lives in to this day (within Marymoor Park).

While we don’t give away our secrets, we do report news that people may want to know. The article gives a report of a woman walking her dogs, only to have what the bfro experts agree was a bigfoot encounter. It centers around a “hair-raising screeching howly yowling sound”. Kjell7 News agrees with this analysis.

And for reasons of which only some we will reveal, Kjell7 News believes that the Bigfoot still resides in the park to this day, in the very patch of woods linked in our video.

Here is what Kjell7 News is willing to reveal from our proprietary thought process:

• Because the encounter occurred in 2007, it is believed that this may have been the very same Sasquatch or Bigfoot that was the former mascot for the Seattle Supersonics.
• Because the Seattle Supersonics were forced to move to Oklahoma City and become the Oklahoma City Thunder for no reason, and play a somber last season in Seattle, well, we simply believe the magnificent, (yet sad) creature found a new secluded home, and is simply living out his or her days while patiently waiting for an NBA team to return to Seattle.
• And when Seattle gets an NBA team again, modern legend (set forth by none other than Kjell7 News) says that the Bigfoot/Sasquatch of Marymoor will simply come out of hiding and become a mascot again, in the public spotlight.

Yes. Sad, true, mysterious. We’re glad this Bigfoot/Sasquatch has a home at Marymoor, but we also hope it’s doing well. Next time you’re walking, jogging, flying your drone, or whatever, please use caution, and maybe whisper a “hello” or a “bring back our Sonics.”

Kjell7 News, reporting.